Struggling here. Some basic GWD axioms:

1: Red Herring is always right.

2: Ben Wedge is always wrong.

BEEP BEEP BEEP does not compute. *fatal error*.

I can only assume that Ben Wedge is not always wrong, but if so then axiom 1 cannot hold.

*disappears in a puff of logic*

Red

Put it down to the current windmill shortage

Normal service will be resumed asap